“Am I Spoilt”

Do you have:
(X) your own cell phone
(X) a tv in your bedroom
(x) an ipod
( ) a photo printer
(x) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(X) high-speed internet access (aka not dialup)
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
( ) dvd player in bedroom
( ) at least a hundred DVDs
( ) a childfree bathroom
(X) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
(x) a game room
( ) a queen-size bed (one queen, one king)
( ) a stocked bar
( ) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
(x) a working washing machine and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed authentic art
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
( ) a multi-speed bike
( ) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
( ) wealthy family members
( ) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
( ) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
( ) good credit
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
(X) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name
( ) a stock portfolio
(X) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund
( ) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, but no student loans
MY TOTAL: 10

Do you:
(X) shop for non-needed items for yourself
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores (Trader Joes?)
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
(X) wear perfume or cologne
(x) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don’t need the money OR
(x) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
MY TOTAL: 4

Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a weathly person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don’t get your wayMY TOTAL: 0

Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
(X) traveled out of the country
(X) met a celebrity (does seeing one counts?)
( ) been to the carribean
( ) been to europe
( ) been to hawaii
( ) been to new york
( ) eaten at the space needle in seattle
( ) been to mall of america
( ) been on the eiffel tower in paris
( ) been on the statue of liberty in new york
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to (as opposed to losing your house or being evicted – you dont want to know how many times I have moved)
( ) dined with local political figures
( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast (in any country)
MY TOTAL: 2

Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
( ) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
( ) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
MY TOTAL: 0

MY GRAND TOTAL: 16

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